BIG IS BIG

TRY TO BE WISE AND CONSIDER THE SIZE 
OF THE BELT YOU SEE ON THE GROUND.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PICKING IT UP
JUST BECAUSE NO ONE'S AROUND.

FOR SOON YOU WILL SEE
SOMEONE BIG AS A TREE,
WHO'S GROWLING...
"THAT BELT IS MINE!"

YOUR CHANCES ARE SLIM
OF EXPLAINING TO HIM
THAT YOU WEAR SIZE
HUNDRED-AND-NINE!
                
Dale Hale